Stupid Mistake!

Genuine mistakes turn into stupid WHY ME incidents.
Red = my thoughts

[Inbox] 10:16 am
Good Morning.Start ur day with asmile like what im doing now! Have anice day.

[Outbox]
Good morning to you too :) And you are?

[Inbox] 10:41 am
What do you mean by and u r?

[Outbox]
I mean who am I texting?

[Inbox] 10:40 am
U will make me upset!

[Outbox]
Any clues?

Inoming Call

Me: Hello?
Texter: ALLOO
how are you?
Me: good, who - the hell- are you?
Texter: You dont know me?
Me: No! Who is this? (why would I ask if I already knew?)
Texter: Dont you remember?
Me: -getting really impatient -No, do I know you?
Texter: We met at the airport 2 months ago
Me: (Huh? I wasnt nowhere near an airport 2 months ago) Dude you are mistaken
Texter: No no no I am sure its you
Me: so who do you think you are talking to?
Texter: I dont know you name, what letter does it start with?
Me: Are you kidding me? What? No. Dude you are mistaken.
Where did you get this number from?
Texter: You gave it to me at the airport?
Me: What the hell?Who does this guy think he is talking to? Listen dude, I dont give out my number to strangers, and if I ever did I think I would remember. so yeah you got the wrong number. Bye
Texter: No No No wait, I am the pilot you met at the airport, you said I look too young to be a pilot then we had to leave so we exchanged numbers.
Me: Like What kind of cheesy pick up line is that!! huh? No No NO. You are mistaken so bye.

Hang up.

Inoming Call
--> Yeah Right! me ignore

[Inbox] 11:04 am
Really im sorry if im mistaken! but try 2 remember my name is Y***** hald local and half from lebanon.Any way it was really nice talking 2 u and sms u earlly in the morning :-)

[Inbox ]11:14 Multimedia Message

Is this supposed to be funny?Ok I have to admit it, I smiled a little bit! At first I thought the guy was so demented that he would actually send me his picture!

Inoming Call
Time to set things straight.

Texter: -Laughing- Do you remember me know?
Me: Yes! Listen this is not funny. The message was funny but this is not funny anymore. I am serious, I have no idea where you got my number from but I would really appreciate it if you stop calling me! I just dont do such 7arakaat ok?
Texter: Are you sure you dont know me? Dont you know any pilots? I know one, she's a woman!! We met? Maybe your friend gave me your number WHAT? Ok ok fine I wont bother you anymore. It was nice talking to you
Me: Bye
Texter: Bye

[Inbox 11:32]
It was really nice talking 2 u :-) can i be one of ur friende? I have no one her coz i was in u.s ! Like that will make me go oooh he is lonely! Take care and have asweet day like u. You definitly dont know me Mr. cause noone who knows me describes me as sweet!

[Inbox 1:25]
Time is like a river...u can't stEp On d same water twice becaue d flow that has passed will never pass u again..Cherish every moment of ur life. Stay happy! OMG! what are you trying to say? this is my moment to become your friend, otherwise I will lose it?

What I hate about being the new kid?

• You have to keep on reminding people of your name
• People just assume you already know everything about their current business and projects
• You have to ask all those questions to know about what s going on, and when you do that everyone looks at you like you are a complete idiot
• All the inside jokes !
• Being told that: that is not how things are done in here
• Not really be given specific things to do because apparently you dont know how things are done in there!

I am sure there are more, I'll update them

New kid on the block

I have entered a new world!
A world where all girls wear lots of make up, fancy 3bas and designer bags.
A world where everyone squeals when they greet others.
They talk in Italics.
How are you! I missed you so much! I have to show you the pictures!
A world where everyone s chatty and happy.
A world where the glossier you are the wider you smile.
I thought 4 years at ZU would be more than enough to make me get over this.
But now it seems I am dealing with a bling world of a different league.
The players now have an audience to impress; the white kandoras!
Oh boy!!