My mun7aref Baby

While driving back home the other day, I hit the pavement and messed up the car's axle or meezaneya as we say it.Apart from the tilted steering wheel el7amdillah nothing happened to the car or anyone inside it.

I didn't really know what happened and I didn't know what to do.
So I park the car in a laybay and call my brothers for help. My brothers being my brothers asked me to ignore the message on my dashboard and drive back carefully.
I was still on the phone when a car stopped by and a guy in a beanie cap asked me whether I was waiting for the dawreyya (police) I said no the beanie guys goes like: " I saw you hit the pavement, you better call the police. It's your cars axle that got hit not the tyre nor the rings. Otherwise this will cost you a fortune"
I thank the Fa3el 5air and call the police.

Here is the weird part: you would think the police would answer in a couple of seconds right? Guess what? They don't!
They answered me about 30 seconds later and enjoyed making fun of me and my driving! But that's a different story all together!

Anyways, Nice Beanie Cap guy if you are reading this: You are genuinely nice: I personally wouldn't do such a thing! Thank You !

Illa el Mujahereen!

عن أبي هريرة رضي الله عنه قال: سمعت رسول الله صلى الله عليه وسلم يقول:

"كل أمتي معافى إلا المجاهرين، وإن من المجاهرة أن يعمل الرجل بالليل عملاً ثم يصبح وقد ستره الله فيقول: يا فلان! عملت البارحة كذا وكذا، وقد بات يستره ربه، ويصبح يكشف ستر الله عليه"

GoodBye

He was the one who would tell you dirty jokes when he knew he shouldn't have.
He was the one who told you all those funny adventures you wished you could ever have.
And when you were growing older you were embarassed to be seen with him, cause one way or the other he would manage to embarass you.
Today he is gone. And he will be missed.

3ammy, I was never close to you but I always envied my other cousins for knowing you better. I never got to know you and today you leave us to hopefully a better place.

Allah yer7amk ya 3ammy oo ye'3amed roo7ak el janna.

Is anybody out there?

Is there light at the end of the tunnel? I highly doubt it wallah

Mind Games of the Heart

Strike One

She picks up the phone and calls her fiancee and thanks him for the beautiful flowers he sent her that morning. He denies sending her anything. She asks him to stop joking and appreciates his "romantic gesture". He reassures her that he did not send her anything. Sounding confused she tells him that she got flowers and assumed it was him and innocently hangs up.

The things that strikes me as weird in this story is that there were no flowers, the leading actress (as this turned into a story of make believe) made up the whole story to drive her fiancee crazy.

Strike Two

She was walking down the street with her admirer. She knew he had a crush on her. He didn't know she was taken. He looks away for a minute, and there she faints, right into his arms.

Strike Three and She's out!

Voodoo

If I never get married, do not assume it is because of any of the following reasons:

1. I do not believe in marriage
2. I am not really looking
3. I do not think anyone is good enough
4. Let's see if someone can sweep me off my feet
5. I am not sending the right vibes
6. I am not exactly the most sociable person

It's because one of our ex servants/maids/domestic help (whichever is more political correct) threatened to do magic on me so I never get married!!

Istaghfer Allah... that is why Education is a blessing.

I blog, therefore I am

Blog sweet Blog!!!

This February turned out to be one of the busiest times of my life... by my life I mean my work. Because lately my life was work and my work was my life.
This is about to change, I hope.

I made a very late new year's resolution; I will not turn into my dad. My dad turned his job into his life and now that he has retired, he just seems lost.

So the first thing I will do about dejobifying my life is to stop blogging about it, right now! lol


ArabLady: Thanks babe for asking about me.
ClayFuture: I wish I was on vacation!