Voodoo

If I never get married, do not assume it is because of any of the following reasons:

1. I do not believe in marriage
2. I am not really looking
3. I do not think anyone is good enough
4. Let's see if someone can sweep me off my feet
5. I am not sending the right vibes
6. I am not exactly the most sociable person

It's because one of our ex servants/maids/domestic help (whichever is more political correct) threatened to do magic on me so I never get married!!

Istaghfer Allah... that is why Education is a blessing.