Monday, October 09, 2006

Poisonous Eve

Hanan's list of annoying women:


  1. Women who think being dumb is the best way to act in front of men. No, I will leave all the math work on you, I am a woman, I don't like to think!
  2. Women who consider getting married their ultimate goal.
  3. Women who after fulfilling their ultimate goal, can't stop talking about their husbands. Even more annoying are the ones who would ad, well you don't have a husband so you wouldn't know how it is for us married women!
  4. Women who think being open minded means being of loose character.
  5. Women who think its OK to talk about women issues among other women. - No just cause I know about it doesn't mean I wanna know about what's going on with you!
  6. Women in 7ejab who allow their daughters to dress up like baby hoochie mamas.
  7. Women who when attempting to get to know you ask, what is your star sign? - What's up with that?!
  8. Women who swear they were gonna buy the same shirt from X shop. But then decided against it. Or women who go like, ooh nice skirt, it's from X shop right? If you know you saw it, why bother asking me about it?!
  9. Women who just think they deserve special treatment just because they are women. To the lady waiting for a taxi the other day, you saw there were 5 men standing in the line you knew that they were there before you, you felt the terrible weather, you had no right to take that cab.
  10. Women who just have to make everything about them. Your broken arm reminds them of when their neighbors pet turtle was lost and they had to paint their house blue!

1 comment:

Arab Lady said...

add to the list women who have nothing other than going shoppong or cooking and never thought of buying a book